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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Hvala. Upala ti pala! </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Jebo sam ja i lepse. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">STO JEDES GOVNA KAD JE BUREK MARKU IPO. </font></font></span></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;">Ako nemas dozvolu za planinarenje skini mi se sa kurca. </span></font></font></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Ala ti je fora olizes mi majora. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Ala si me zajebo krmace se najebo. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Pozdravio te paja olizi mi jaja. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Oj cobane... Pickin dime ko ti dade takvo ime!!!</font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Pusi karu svom drugaru!</font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Amazon trupe karam te u dupe. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Ako nisi dobro cuo odgrizes mi kurcu uvo, posto kurac nema usi, evo ti ga pa ga pusi. </font></font></span></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;">Jesi pesnik morski lafe, pojes kurac od zirafe.</span> </font></font></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">To ti bila poslednja recenica, moj ti kurac pecenica. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">To si cuo od Milanke, pojes picku od ciganke. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Sta me gledas tako mrko ko da si mi kurac drko. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Sto me gledas, tako roze? Ko da si mi jebo koze! </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Volovi ricu, volovi seru, tebi za veceru. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">To mi nisi treb&#39;o reci, jebacu te iza peci. </font></font></span></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Kad si bio u dubku moj ti bio u supku. </font></font></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Ako ikad neku ribu zviznes, dodji odma da mi liznes!!! </font></font></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Sta me gledas tako mrsko, da imam proliv sad bih te poprsk&#39;o. </font></font></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Ednes bendes na moj sednes banku platis pa se klatis, plati druze klatices se duze!!! </font></font></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">U al` ti je smisao za Humor, ja te jebem a ti imas TUMOR! </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">ZAJEBA ME PRED LJUDIMA POCESI ME PO MUDIMA. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Al si me preso ko kurac reso! </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Ala si me zajebo krmace se najebo. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Fora ti je strasna moj ti kurac leptir masna. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">U brzom vozu moj ti dao bozu.. a u novom sadu limunadu // fora ti je tata mata moj ti kurac kravata//. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">U ruci mi meso u nos ti ga streso. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Fora ti ti je gusta svrsim ti u usta. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Fora ti je dar mar svrsim ti u cmar. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Nemoj da te istina vredja polizes mi kurcu ledja. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Stara fora nova budala. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Sto covjek zna razvuc, ko gladan srat! </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Motor u kvaru uvalim ti karu. </font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">AL SI U FAZONU, POPUSIS MUFLONU. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">DOBAR SI MATEMATICAR A NA MOJ SI AVIJATICAR. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Snagom duha leti muha. </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Alaj si me zajebo, krave si se najebo!</font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Sto se hvastas pekoscu, silnice nasmiljeni?</font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Kad te moja cakija propara, nece tebi trebat lekara, neces naseg uzivat truda nego ces magarcu pusit muda!!!</font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">E jes ti stos prnem ti pod nos!!!!!!!! </font></font></span></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;">Oj pesnice sa dugom kosom, odrises mi dupe nosom. </span></font></font></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Eee moj Misko brkovi ti plavi, prst u dupe pa ih nagaravi... </font></font></span></p>

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<span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">AKO NISI DOBRO CUO ODGRIZES MI KURCU UVO. POSTO KURAC NEMA USI EVO TI GA PA GA PUSI. </font></font></span></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;">&nbsp;PRESO SI ME KO ZABA DLAKU SVRSIM TI U SAKU&nbsp; </span></font></font></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;">&nbsp;Uuu al vam je fazon, vase dube fliper moj kurac zeton!!! </span></font></font></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;">Razgovaram s tobom, zasto se glupiras, koga Ignoriras, jebena budalo, okrenuo si leda sebi, cijelom svijetu, mislis da si faca ali sebi radis stetu... </span></span></font></font></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;">Sta me gledate tako ko&#39;mulci i mulice s ulice, ocima velikim ko&#39;publice,mozda zato sto sam HEROJ - ULICE.... </span></span></font></font></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;">Sjecas se kad sam te Jebo&#39;, kako si me gledo&#39;.... </span></span></font></font></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Imas neki dobar vic....jebo&#39;te stric. </font></font></span></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Totalno si lud, a imas muda... prezivio si legendarno sranje ispred fast-fooda... </font></font></span></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Imas fore ko&#39;govno vitamina.&nbsp; </font></font></span></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Imas fore ko&#39;Austrija more... </font></font></span></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Mala djeca, pisat, srat, noge prat i spat.... </font></font></span></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Al si me zajebo ko pas policajca, polizes mi jajca. </font></font></span></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Vojnik ima cipelice svrsim ti ga do djigerice. </font></font></span></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">To si cuo od mog brata moj ti kurac bio tata. </font></font></span></span></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;">MRDNI DALJ JEBEM TE U RALJE. </span></span></font></font></p>

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<font face="Verdana"><font size="2"><span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;">O`j pjesnice s dugom kosom, obrisi mi dupe nosom. </span></span></font></font></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Dva drugara dve ulice, dva ti kurca u guzice !!!! </font></font></span></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">JEDI GOVNA ,,,,JEBEM TE KO OVNA!!!!!!!!</font></font></span></span></p>

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<span><font face="Verdana"><font size="2"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;">S</span>ve u stihu sve u prozi sedi na moj pa se vozi. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Jedes govna, kao svaba kajsiju... </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">A kad prodje sva ta car da nas sudija poljubi u cmar. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Preso si me ko zaba dlaku, svrsim ti u saku! </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Banku plati pa se klati! </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Ehtem behtem forum tamen kegla, tvoja bulja moju karu stegla. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">To si cuo od vojnika, uteram ti do krajnika. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">To si cuo od mog djeda, pojedes qrac od medjeda. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">O&#39;j pesnice, brkovi ti plavi. Prst u dupe pa ih nagaravi. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Fora ti je vruca, svrsim ti u pluca. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Fora ti je vrlo, svrsim ti u grlo. </font></font></span></p>

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<span lang="EN-GB" style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: Times New Roman;"><font face="Verdana"><font size="2">Fazon ti je ko Amazon. Amazon se osusio a ti ga popusio. </font></font></span></p>



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