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Kako razgovaraju parovi

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Kako razgovaraju parovi

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">KAKO RAZGOVARAJU PAROVI U ENGLESKOJ I U BOSNI</span></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*u Engleskoj*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*u Bosni*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Dragi jesi li se umorio?*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Jadan ne bio opet si se usafunjo!*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Dragi hoće&scaron; li i danas s prijateljima poslije posla na piće?*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Ho&rsquo;&scaron; se opet naroljat&rsquo; k&rsquo;o i juče?*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Možda da razmisli&scaron; jos o tome?*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Jel to u tvom selu krave pasu pamet djeci?*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Draga jesi li se odmorila?*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Zmija vi&scaron;e provede na nogama od tebe.*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Draga dolaze li tvoji roditelji na večeru?*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Hoće li opet oni tvoji starci na sijelo &ndash; sve mi popi&scaron;e i pojedo&scaron;e!*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Draga, da li ti zaista tako misli&scaron;?*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Je si li ti normalna pi*ka ti materina ma&rsquo;nita?*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Imamo dvoje predivne djece*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Imamo dva hajvana, jedu ko krmci, a isto tako i uče.*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Draga hoće&scaron; li da ti napravim kaficu?*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Ako ti je ja skuham biće ti posljednja!*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Draga divna ti je ova nova frizura!*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Opet si se frizirala! Ti ima&scaron; kosu samo da bi ti frizerka imala platu!*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Draga posudila si moj aparat za brijanje da obrije&scaron; noge?*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Jos mi jednom to uradi, frezom ću ti obrijat noge!*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Draga hoćes li mi to bolje objasniti?*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Gukni gusko, zoru ti jebem!*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Draga ja se ne slažem s tobom oko toga.*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Jebo sve ako si ti normalna!*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Ba&scaron; bi mi prijala romantična večera uz muziku. *</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Haj&rsquo; ti rasuči jufku, ali prvo meni naspi jednu rakiju i trkni kupi dvije</strong><br />

<strong> tri teretne pive.*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Draga na koga je na&scaron;e djete?*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Koga si ovo okotila?*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Bas si slatka veceras.*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Slatka si ko ona Zekulja sa Milka čokolade.*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Kupila si divne cipele.*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Pa pi*ka ti mater&rsquo;na, ti svake godine mora&scaron; po jedne cipele kupiti.*</strong></span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;">*Malo bi se odmorio poslije ručka.*</span></span></p>

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<span style="font-family:verdana,geneva,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: 14px;"><strong>*Ko me probudi nogu ću mu slomiti. *</strong></span></span></p>



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